300 Lumen Bluetooth Speaker.

How about a 300 lumen flashlight with a bluetooth speaker that can make hands free phone calls? I would just have to have one of those. I searched and scoured the internet and finally, finally found one. It’s on sale too for $52. The normal price is $99. What a darn good deal. Rechargeable and damn fine looking if I don’t say so myself. I better hurry though, only 20 minutes left on this remarkable deal. Too bad it didn’t have that wind up feature and solar panels on it as well.

https://www.dvor.com/secur-tactical-waterproof-300-lumens-led-flashlight-w-bluetooth-speaker.html?promotion=secur-sale-42-2018-02-08

Hurry, this may be the hottest new light of 2018.

I want one with a slot for a micro SD card and built in MP3 player. It could have a pulse oximeter where you hold it and GPS tracking. Most of all I want a toaster built in.

And a coffee maker with fresh roasted and ground beans.., just to match with your toaster, mmmm...

A built-in Siemens airhook and a set of frequency bending shears would be nice, thanks.

And yes: no coffee maker, no deal.

It’s gotta be cold-brew coffee, though. And a built-in filter, so I don’t have to carry filters separately.

Oh man .. it's sooooo clear now that all of us are freaks...

So , : Rechargeable

Built-in: Bluetooth speaker

Toaster

Coffee maker (hot one)

Air hook and bending shears

Cold brew coffee (built-in filter)

Blender

What next ? .., Fire starter , 22 caliber shot gun , warmed tent...?! Any good ideas ? List is open , and then, a GB...

yeah but….is the flashlight even a zoomie?

Now that you mention it, a Geiger-Müller counter would be nice.

If it’s no trouble…

toddcshoe, if you're serious, this thread looks like spam.

EDIT: Nevermind...

I didn't pick up on the sarcasm.

If this thing doesn’t have parallel park assist I’m out.

Ooh, that reminds me… a can-opener, too.

What, no car starter? I’m out…

Raccoon City, not spam at all. My sarcasm just didn’t come out as well as I thought it would. I surely hope no one actually buys the thing. But if I did buy one it would have to have at least a multi-tool that comes out of the end on a retractable lanyard so I wouldn’t lose it.

Oh, man, what a letdown…

I just see now that it’s not “tactical”, nor used by Special Forces.

That’s it, I’m out.

I wouldn’t worry too much about it. In a few weeks, they’ll add those specs when the light goes for sale on ebay. Of course, by then the emitter should also be able to put out a respectable 20k lumens. And if you’re lucky, you’ll even get a 6000mAh UltraFire battery thrown in for free.

Sold!