I decided to make a meme today that accurately depicts my BLF journey so far.
Some of you may even relate.
@ mattadoresā¦ā¦ Thatās good!! 
And yesā¦ I can relate. 
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Indeed.
āThat new light is amazing! I canāt afford itā¦ except, yeah, I guess Iāll have to eat just pasta with some butter for a few days. No sauce!ā
Young pasta, maybe. :person_facepalming:
lol one of my favorite parts of this forum is how frequently I come across posts in new upcoming light threads that go something like:
And so much for only one big light this year
or
And just when I thought I was done buying lights this year
Why is Pedobear pulling out a pawful of cash?
Wait! Don't answer that!
As a frequent user of Google Images, I thought this was hilarious!
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"Right now it's a bicycle wheel, so we've had to move to lighter vehicles, but the reduced overhead is worth it. There was one week when a wheel of cheese got dangerously close to the first page, though."
The Social Dynamics of Basic Math
Adjusting a Chair
When I was looking at the box, I should have thought more about what "360 degrees of freedom" meant.
Waiting for the But
Listen, I'm not a fan of the Spanish Inquisition OR predatory multi-level marketing schemes...
The āBe positiveā reminded me of this one:
Appendicitis
Fortunately, after a brief skirmish, I seem to have gained the upper hand in the battle against my internal organs, at least until they learn to read and find out the mean stuff I've said about them.
Little Johnny was scared of the mosquitoes around him. He asked his father what to do.
āJust turn the light off, son, and theyāll go awayā
He did so, and in the darkness, started to see fireflies.
āIt didnāt work, dad! Now theyāre coming with flashlights!ā
Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver... Canāt believe Iāve spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it!
Just in time for Mother's Day:
Alternate Histories
"So their universe wouldn't have the iconic photo of a screaming Truman being hoisted aloft by the newspaper-printing machinery..."
Iā¦ donāt get it.
Anyhoo, āalternate historyā that I do like:
Man: before we go any further, we must agree upon which stopword we will use.
Woman: stop!