Young pasta, maybe. :person_facepalming:
lol one of my favorite parts of this forum is how frequently I come across posts in new upcoming light threads that go something like:
And so much for only one big light this year
or
And just when I thought I was done buying lights this year
Why is Pedobear pulling out a pawful of cash?
Wait! Don't answer that!
The Social Dynamics of Basic Math
Adjusting a Chair
When I was looking at the box, I should have thought more about what "360 degrees of freedom" meant.
Waiting for the But
The “Be positive” reminded me of this one:
Appendicitis
Fortunately, after a brief skirmish, I seem to have gained the upper hand in the battle against my internal organs, at least until they learn to read and find out the mean stuff I've said about them.
Little Johnny was scared of the mosquitoes around him. He asked his father what to do.
“Just turn the light off, son, and they’ll go away”
He did so, and in the darkness, started to see fireflies.
“It didn’t work, dad! Now they’re coming with flashlights!”
Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver... Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it!
Just in time for Mother's Day:
Alternate Histories
I… don’t get it.
Anyhoo, “alternate history” that I do like:
Man: before we go any further, we must agree upon which stopword we will use.
Woman: stop!
Look… it’s Moth Man!
Haha but usually use another word
Swimming