Alternate Histories
"So their universe wouldn't have the iconic photo of a screaming Truman being hoisted aloft by the newspaper-printing machinery..."
I⌠donât get it.
Anyhoo, âalternate historyâ that I do like:
Man: before we go any further, we must agree upon which stopword we will use.
Woman: stop!
If she'd lived in Flagstaff (elevation 6,903 feet), Cruella de Vil would only have needed 89 dalmatians for her coat.
Look⌠itâs Moth Man!
Haha but usually use another word 
Swimming
âYou don't know how high above you the sky goes, but you're not freaking out about that." "Well, NOW I am!"
Just remember that a shark big enough to tear you apart violently can swim in water up to your knees. 
But if all those so ripped apart wouldâve had a Klarus flashlight with tactical strobe, theyâd still be alive today.
I like that xkcd touch of the little umbrella at the bottom and the octopus moving to check it out.
Now that you mention it, it might be a red and white Umbrella Corporation umbrella!
âŚprobablyâŚ
Today I read an article that all dogs have a muscle they use to create the famous sad puppy look. Intentionally, as in wanting to share an emotion. Wolves donât have that muscle.
Yep, that is true! Long chain of evolution.
Eye of the beholder, eh?
THEY SAY A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IS LIKE A FINE WINE ...
that's why I keep them in the cellar