The Daily Joke Thread

…probably…

Today I read an article that all dogs have a muscle they use to create the famous sad puppy look. Intentionally, as in wanting to share an emotion. Wolves don’t have that muscle.

Yep, that is true! Long chain of evolution.

Eye of the beholder, eh?

THEY SAY A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IS LIKE A FINE WINE ...

that's why I keep them in the cellar

The Antikythera mechanism had a whole set of gears specifically to track the cyclic popularity of skinny jeans and low-rise waists.

But not the Golden Age of Teevee.

Fail.

The plane is going down and needs to be lightened .

There's a Jew, a priest , a black guy ,a Polish guy ,a young boy ,a hillbilly , the pope and an old train conductor.

Each making a fine case why them jumping from the plane would be a bad idea . Two people must jump... and finally the young boy says I'm young and willing to sacrifice myself and would like to do the honorable thing ...So he goes to the door of the plane and he jumps. Then the priest jumps out of the plane.

First News Memory

Psychology researchers say our 'flashbulb' memories of big events can be unreliable, but I clearly remember watching live on CNN as Challenger crashed into and destroyed the Berlin Wall.

If you give wolves some alcohol they’ll show that muscle even they may dance after fully drinking it

12 years ago

Expiration Date High Score

"Wait, we've MOVED since 2010. How on Earth did--" "Look, some of us were just born to be champions."

So… she’s 37? :nerd_face:

Great toddlers and great movie. The older one is very understanding towards the younger.