If you give wolves some alcohol they’ll show that muscle even they may dance after fully drinking it
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So… she’s 37?
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12 years ago
Great toddlers and great movie. The older one is very understanding towards the younger.
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Might be a repost
Seen today:
BRA vs BAR?
The same letters and for both men are waiting eagerly to open…
What’s green & pear shaped ?
A pear.
Funny, but when a cow-orker and I were sitting right outside the boss’s office, people treated us (mainly him, ’cause he was right outside her door) like the receptionist or secretary.
"Do you know where X is?"
"Can you tell X to call me when she gets back?"
"Do you know when X will be back?"
ad nauseam.
He made up a rather large poster, listing things like
No, I don't know where X is.
I have no idea when X will be back.
Sorry, I can't take messages for X.
and on, and on, a full page’s worth.
X thought it was funny, but “coincidentally” a week or two later when the COO stopped by, the COO read it, got a chuckle, but it was taken down within hours.
Funny, but when a cow-orker and I were sitting right outside the boss’s office, people treated us (mainly him, ’cause he was right outside her door) like the receptionist or secretary.
"Do you know where X is?"
"Can you tell X to call me when she gets back?"
"Do you know when X will be back?"
ad nauseam.
He made up a rather large poster, listing things like
No, I don't know where X is.
I have no idea when X will be back.
Sorry, I can't take messages for X.
and on, and on, a full page’s worth.
X thought it was funny, but “coincidentally” a week or two later when the COO stopped by, the COO read it, got a chuckle, but it was taken down within hours.
Funny how close that scenario is to the original one. XO staff with no humor… not a fun place to work.
Geologic Time
one big difference between men and women is that
if a woman says “Smell this!”
it usually smells nice
Two old men are sitting on a bench in the park.
A: My youngest grand daughter told me she has a new job.
B: Nice, where is it?
A: In a message parlor.
B: And does it make good money?
A: Depends on how the message is delevered, by hand or by mouth.
B: Ah, a Sing-A-Gram.
Went to the local zoo today, they only had 1 dog.
It was a Shih Tzu