A pear.
Funny, but when a cow-orker and I were sitting right outside the boss’s office, people treated us (mainly him, ’cause he was right outside her door) like the receptionist or secretary.
"Do you know where X is?"
"Can you tell X to call me when she gets back?"
"Do you know when X will be back?"
ad nauseam.
He made up a rather large poster, listing things like
No, I don't know where X is.
I have no idea when X will be back.
Sorry, I can't take messages for X.
and on, and on, a full page’s worth.
X thought it was funny, but “coincidentally” a week or two later when the COO stopped by, the COO read it, got a chuckle, but it was taken down within hours.
Funny how close that scenario is to the original one. XO staff with no humor… not a fun place to work.
Geologic Time
one big difference between men and women is that
if a woman says “Smell this!”
it usually smells nice
Two old men are sitting on a bench in the park.
A: My youngest grand daughter told me she has a new job.
B: Nice, where is it?
A: In a message parlor.
B: And does it make good money?
A: Depends on how the message is delevered, by hand or by mouth.
B: Ah, a Sing-A-Gram.
Went to the local zoo today, they only had 1 dog.
It was a Shih Tzu
Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Old man goes to his doctor…
“Doc, I got a problem. Every morning I have a bowel movement at 6:30, just like clockwork.”
Doc asks, “Hm? Why’s that a problem?”.
Old guy replies, “I don’t get out of bed ’til 8.”.
That one belongs in the same place as the shih tzu….
You should make this a poll here at BLF, so we can see which poll answer is most popular among flashaholics.
Nice To E-Meet You
Went for a drive today and all these people were standing around in this paddock. On the way home they were still there, I thought to myself that must be a vacant lot.
Not only Friday the 13th, but also a Full Moon today!
Abridged version:
have you heard the one about the skunk?
never mind, it stinks