one big difference between men and women is that
if a woman says “Smell this!”
it usually smells nice
Two old men are sitting on a bench in the park.
A: My youngest grand daughter told me she has a new job.
B: Nice, where is it?
A: In a message parlor.
B: And does it make good money?
A: Depends on how the message is delevered, by hand or by mouth.
B: Ah, a Sing-A-Gram.
Went to the local zoo today, they only had 1 dog.
It was a Shih Tzu
Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Old man goes to his doctor…
“Doc, I got a problem. Every morning I have a bowel movement at 6:30, just like clockwork.”
Doc asks, “Hm? Why’s that a problem?”.
Old guy replies, “I don’t get out of bed ’til 8.”.
That one belongs in the same place as the shih tzu…. 
You should make this a poll here at BLF, so we can see which poll answer is most popular among flashaholics. 
Nice To E-Meet You
I'm inside your head and I hate it. Please let me out.
Went for a drive today and all these people were standing around in this paddock. On the way home they were still there, I thought to myself that must be a vacant lot.
Not only Friday the 13th, but also a Full Moon today! 
Abridged version:
have you heard the one about the skunk?
never mind, it stinks
YIKES! 
Math Work
I could type this into a solver, which MIGHT help, but would also mean I have to get a lot of parentheses right....
C’mmon guys. What kind of jokes are these??try to ever beat this one…
- what do you get if you drop a piano into a mine shaft?
- A Flat Minor
Yeah, I don’t get a lot of this newfangled innernet humor.
Okay, here’s something more my speed…
Ah, and can’t forget this one…
It’s fun watching the others trying to stifle their own laffs.