Henk4U2
August 23, 2019, 12:11am
1593
Two old men are sitting on a bench in the park.
A: My youngest grand daughter told me she has a new job.
B: Nice, where is it?
A: In a message parlor.
B: And does it make good money?
A: Depends on how the message is delevered, by hand or by mouth.
B: Ah, a Sing-A-Gram.
raccoon
August 25, 2019, 9:14am
1594
I saw this on gamefaqs.gamespot.com today...
I thought it was pretty ingenious.
grin
(grin)
August 25, 2019, 10:16am
1595
Went to the local zoo today, they only had 1 dog.
It was a Shih Tzu
firedome
(firedome)
August 25, 2019, 11:44am
1596
Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Old man goes to his doctor…
“Doc, I got a problem. Every morning I have a bowel movement at 6:30, just like clockwork.”
Doc asks, “Hm? Why’s that a problem?”.
Old guy replies, “I don’t get out of bed ’til 8.”.
Rexlion
(Rexlion)
August 25, 2019, 8:17pm
1598
Lightbringer:
Old man goes to his doctor…
“Doc, I got a problem. Every morning I have a bowel movement at 6:30, just like clockwork.”
Doc asks, “Hm? Why’s that a problem?”.
Old guy replies, “I don’t get out of bed ’til 8.”.
That one belongs in the same place as the shih tzu….
DavidEF
(DavidEF)
August 26, 2019, 8:42pm
1599
You should make this a poll here at BLF, so we can see which poll answer is most popular among flashaholics.
grin
(grin)
September 12, 2019, 7:46am
1601
Went for a drive today and all these people were standing around in this paddock. On the way home they were still there, I thought to myself that must be a vacant lot.
DavidEF
(DavidEF)
September 13, 2019, 10:49pm
1603
Not only Friday the 13th, but also a Full Moon today!
wle
(wle)
September 25, 2019, 11:49am
1606
have you heard the one about the skunk?
never mind, it stinks
raccoon
September 27, 2019, 5:46am
1608
Math Work
I could type this into a solver, which MIGHT help, but would also mean I have to get a lot of parentheses right....
Cloud
(Cloud)
October 9, 2019, 2:10am
1610
C’mmon guys. What kind of jokes are these??try to ever beat this one…
- what do you get if you drop a piano into a mine shaft?
Yeah, I don’t get a lot of this newfangled innernet humor.
Okay, here’s something more my speed…
Ah, and can’t forget this one…
It’s fun watching the others trying to stifle their own laffs.
MyRants
(MyRants)
October 9, 2019, 4:08am
1612
I hope this isn't a repost.