Yeah, I don’t get a lot of this newfangled innernet humor.
Okay, here’s something more my speed…
Ah, and can’t forget this one…
It’s fun watching the others trying to stifle their own laffs.
I hope this isn't a repost.
….except for his flashlight collection !
Chemistry Nobel
Most chemists thought the lanthanides and actinides could be inserted in the sixth and seventh rows, but no, they're just floating down at the bottom with lots more undiscovered elements all around them.
Faculty:Student Ratio
They managed to briefly hit the top of the rankings when they rejected everyone except one applicant, published 5 billion research papers that just said "Hi," and hired one of their graduates for $50 trillion/year (then fired them after 10 microseconds.)
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Visit From the Man in Red
Rey and Kylo
"We're like 10+ movies in and the focus has been almost entirely on the WARS half."
Is it Christmas?
We've tested it on 30 different days and it hasn't gotten one wrong yet.
This is just one of the posts I loved after I had joined.
You probably don’t know it, but you are the weirdo that got me to come back to this site after bookmarking it almost a year earlier.
I had no idea what the members were talking about, drivers and reverse clickys and tint.
Just figured they were freak nerds, but the Daily Joke Thread was always worth a read if I hadn’t lurked for a month or so.
Anyway one day I laughed really hard and decided to explore other parts of the site and try to figure out WTF these people were talking about and then on Sept 4 2012 I joined and haven’t left since.
So thank you Jacktheclipper for your weird poems and everyone else past and present for having me along for the ride, what a strange trip it’s been (Jerry R.I.P.)
Later,
Easily amused sometimes,
Keith
OK, hard to beat that pig, but…
Nice!
Did you find that on Reddit?
Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?
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Because he was looking for a tight seal.
New Year's Eve
"Off-by-one errors" isn't the easiest theme to build a party around, but I've seen worse.
Bad Map Projection: South America
The projection does a good job preserving both distance and azimuth, at the cost of really exaggerating how many South Americas there are.
One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals.
Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all of the state capitals.”
One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?”
“N,” she answered.
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When I was applying for Australian citizenship the interviewer asked, “Do you have a criminal record?”
I said, “No. Is that still required?”
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My friend Dave drowned in a boating accident, we placed a life jacket on his coffin.
It’s what he would have wanted.
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I have not spoken to my wife for six months.
I don’t like to interrupt her.
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My grandfather killed over 30 German pilots in World War II.
He was the worst mechanic in the Luftwaffe.
Action takes place on TV guessing game show:
Q: when was Leonardo da Vinci born? You can be wrong by only 3 days.
A: on Wednesday?