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(Clapping)
Well done, sir !!!
YES !!! You are hereby commissioned to put to print the "ode to the flashlight!" Get to work. It shall be your "finest" hour. It shall garner fame "worldwide" which will lead to greater things..........guest on talk shows, contracts, fame and fortune (or maybe just a cool poem). You can do this!
Keith
i could rap to this poem!
Creative forum contribution: art. Thanks!!
An Ode to a Flashlight
In the Dark , With Nothing to Guide Me
I Get a Bad Feeling Inside Me
Yet I Don't Fear The Night
With my Trusted Flashlight
When it's Glowing So Brightly Beside Me
I Wish it was Dark All the Time
When the Sun Sets , my Spirits , They Climb !
Then I Take my Light Out
And I Shine it About
And the Feeling I Get is Sublime
Now I Want to Be Perfectly Clear
Out Of all of the Things I Hold Dear
My Flashlight's the Thing
That Makes my Heart Sing
And Fills up My Soul With Good Cheer
ROTFLMAO!!! Thats true talent right there.
-Garry
mmmm limericks.
my friend brian and i come up with them all the time.... usually to harass each other.
heres one for ya.
there once was a rhymer named jack
misplaced his light and had an attack
he searched high and low
well wouldnt you know
it was baking on the oven rack
I love it!
Now all we need is music to go with it and we have our own anthem.
Wow! Spot on! You're good! :)
Nice job jack. I love limericks, though most of the ones I know are not suited for this family forum.
Can I play?
We ran all the spammers away
For this, I must say hooray
I raise up my glass
'Cause we kicked their a@@
And I hope that it lasts past today
Very nicely done.
I once met a man from Nantucket....let's just say the reports are greatly exaggerated.
A rhymer we have, he is Jack (the clipper)
A limerick he makes very fast (none quicker)
A new member logs on
And Jack rips off a song
A wel-come-wag-on? (send-it-back)
Chicago X, he has a lathe (just got it)
Greased Lightning, he plays with some days (Dry got it)
He bead blasts a torch
Was a Solar-force
That flashlight is phat? (I would say)
Foy
Wow . Small world .
Literally! :glasses:
Coin one for the "other forum". LOL Make it match their "tone".
Keith
They did not see the fun that was in it
A prize for ill humor - they'd win it
She said " My name is Greta , and Mister you'd better
Start behaving yourself right this minute !"
A fellow named Jack the Clipper
(Don't confuse him with Jack the Ripper)
Had so many lights
That they kept him up nights
Trying to shine the Big Dipper
We have many shills on the forum
There aren't many here who adore them
It's what they do best
To bother the rest
of the members who'd rather destroy them.
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My Solarforce crew is enormous
From weak to the brightest performer
L2P is the bomb
My M8 is real long
But a 502B is a boner.
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I like Shadow flashlights, I do
My JM07 is new
It likes a King Kong
That lasts all the night long
Big ass monkey name, it is too cool.
trifectaFoy
oh how i love my c8
beaming the sky i stay up too late
id better get to bed
but i read BLF instead
tired morning will be my fate.
Brian