An Ode to a Flashlight
In the Dark , With Nothing to Guide Me
I Get a Bad Feeling Inside Me
Yet I Don't Fear The Night
With my Trusted Flashlight
When it's Glowing So Brightly Beside Me
I Wish it was Dark All the Time
When the Sun Sets , my Spirits , They Climb !
Then I Take my Light Out
And I Shine it About
And the Feeling I Get is Sublime
Now I Want to Be Perfectly Clear
Out Of all of the Things I Hold Dear
My Flashlight's the Thing
That Makes my Heart Sing
And Fills up My Soul With Good Cheer
garrybunk
(garrybunk)
10
ROTFLMAO!!! Thats true talent right there.
-Garry
mmmm limericks.
my friend brian and i come up with them all the time.... usually to harass each other.
heres one for ya.
there once was a rhymer named jack
misplaced his light and had an attack
he searched high and low
well wouldnt you know
it was baking on the oven rack
I love it!
Now all we need is music to go with it and we have our own anthem.
Wow! Spot on! You're good! :)
fnsooner
(fnsooner)
14
Nice job jack. I love limericks, though most of the ones I know are not suited for this family forum.
Can I play?
We ran all the spammers away
For this, I must say hooray
I raise up my glass
'Cause we kicked their a@@
And I hope that it lasts past today
Chicago_X
(Chicago X)
15
Very nicely done.
I once met a man from Nantucket....let's just say the reports are greatly exaggerated.
Foy
(Foy)
16
A rhymer we have, he is Jack (the clipper)
A limerick he makes very fast (none quicker)
A new member logs on
And Jack rips off a song
A wel-come-wag-on? (send-it-back)
Chicago X, he has a lathe (just got it)
Greased Lightning, he plays with some days (Dry got it)
He bead blasts a torch
Was a Solar-force
That flashlight is phat? (I would say)
Foy
Coin one for the "other forum". LOL Make it match their "tone".
Keith
They did not see the fun that was in it
A prize for ill humor - they'd win it
She said " My name is Greta , and Mister you'd better
Start behaving yourself right this minute !"
trooplewis
(trooplewis)
21
A fellow named Jack the Clipper
(Don't confuse him with Jack the Ripper)
Had so many lights
That they kept him up nights
Trying to shine the Big Dipper
Foy
(Foy)
22
We have many shills on the forum
There aren't many here who adore them
It's what they do best
To bother the rest
of the members who'd rather destroy them.
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My Solarforce crew is enormous
From weak to the brightest performer
L2P is the bomb
My M8 is real long
But a 502B is a boner.
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I like Shadow flashlights, I do
My JM07 is new
It likes a King Kong
That lasts all the night long
Big ass monkey name, it is too cool.
trifectaFoy
oh how i love my c8
beaming the sky i stay up too late
id better get to bed
but i read BLF instead
tired morning will be my fate.
Brian
Careful , though , it's addictive .
I limericked a couple of customers today , and they loved it .
Not the sort of encouragement I really need , because it will just throw gas on the fire.
I have always loved a good joke
And my friends I just can't help but poke
Now I sit and I rhyme
Nearly all of the time
Knowing all the good poets died broke
Teej
(Teej)
25
We Love Lumens and Lux
We Know Dimmer Light Sucks
A Flood or a Spot
They all get us hot
We just gotta find the Bucks
This looks like a "throw done"! Battle of the "Limericks". This is good stuff!
Keith (Who ain"t got time to rhyme) That"s all from me.
JohnnyMac
(JohnnyMac)
28
Keith says that he can't write a rhyme
He knows 'cause he tried it one time
He got so frustrated
Himself he berated
For creating a limerical crime