Light Poetry

An Ode to a Flashlight

In the Dark , With Nothing to Guide Me

I Get a Bad Feeling Inside Me

Yet I Don't Fear The Night

With my Trusted Flashlight

When it's Glowing So Brightly Beside Me

I Wish it was Dark All the Time

When the Sun Sets , my Spirits , They Climb !

Then I Take my Light Out

And I Shine it About

And the Feeling I Get is Sublime

Now I Want to Be Perfectly Clear

Out Of all of the Things I Hold Dear

My Flashlight's the Thing

That Makes my Heart Sing

And Fills up My Soul With Good Cheer

ROTFLMAO!!! Thats true talent right there.

-Garry

mmmm limericks.

my friend brian and i come up with them all the time.... usually to harass each other.

heres one for ya.

there once was a rhymer named jack

misplaced his light and had an attack

he searched high and low

well wouldnt you know

it was baking on the oven rack

I love it!

Now all we need is music to go with it and we have our own anthem.

Wow! Spot on! You're good! :)

Nice job jack. I love limericks, though most of the ones I know are not suited for this family forum.

Can I play?

We ran all the spammers away

For this, I must say hooray

I raise up my glass

'Cause we kicked their a@@

And I hope that it lasts past today

Very nicely done.

I once met a man from Nantucket....let's just say the reports are greatly exaggerated.

A rhymer we have, he is Jack (the clipper)

A limerick he makes very fast (none quicker)

A new member logs on

And Jack rips off a song

A wel-come-wag-on? (send-it-back)

Chicago X, he has a lathe (just got it)

Greased Lightning, he plays with some days (Dry got it)

He bead blasts a torch

Was a Solar-force

That flashlight is phat? (I would say)

Foy

Wow . Small world .

Literally! :glasses:

Coin one for the "other forum". LOL Make it match their "tone".

Keith

They did not see the fun that was in it

A prize for ill humor - they'd win it

She said " My name is Greta , and Mister you'd better

Start behaving yourself right this minute !"

A fellow named Jack the Clipper

(Don't confuse him with Jack the Ripper)

Had so many lights

That they kept him up nights

Trying to shine the Big Dipper

We have many shills on the forum

There aren't many here who adore them

It's what they do best

To bother the rest

of the members who'd rather destroy them.

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My Solarforce crew is enormous

From weak to the brightest performer

L2P is the bomb

My M8 is real long

But a 502B is a boner.

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I like Shadow flashlights, I do

My JM07 is new

It likes a King Kong

That lasts all the night long

Big ass monkey name, it is too cool.

trifectaFoy

oh how i love my c8

beaming the sky i stay up too late

id better get to bed

but i read BLF instead

tired morning will be my fate.

Brian

Careful , though , it's addictive .

I limericked a couple of customers today , and they loved it .

Not the sort of encouragement I really need , because it will just throw gas on the fire.

I have always loved a good joke

And my friends I just can't help but poke

Now I sit and I rhyme

Nearly all of the time

Knowing all the good poets died broke

We Love Lumens and Lux

We Know Dimmer Light Sucks

A Flood or a Spot

They all get us hot

We just gotta find the Bucks

LOLLOL

This looks like a "throw done"! Battle of the "Limericks". This is good stuff!

Keith (Who ain"t got time to rhyme) That"s all from me.

Keith says that he can't write a rhyme
He knows 'cause he tried it one time
He got so frustrated
Himself he berated
For creating a limerical crime