Brand new illnesses that are growing quickly and have no cure (yet) are scarier than old illnesses that are not growing quickly.
I prefer to be informed, so I will accept the media's scare tactics that they use to gain viewers.
Brand new illnesses that are growing quickly and have no cure (yet) are scarier than old illnesses that are not growing quickly.
I prefer to be informed, so I will accept the media's scare tactics that they use to gain viewers.
Thatâs why I avoid as hell any antibiotics since they weaken your immune system. I believe as long as the amount of taken viruses is not severe human immune system should defend us.
I can remember one time I was feeling sluggish, listless, and all I wanted to do was sleep. Could barely keep my eyes open. Had no idea at first what was causing it. Later I was told I had The Itis. Mustâve beenâŚ
But you only need it once.
Boaz, your posts are very hard to quote due to the amount of noise in the style annotations.
@ Boaz
Best joke teller on this forum ,you remind me of less Dawson ,why no mother-in-law jokes ,haha .
My mother-in-law is so fat she has her own postcode.
I said to the chemist, âCan I have some sleeping pills for the wife?â He said, âWhy?â I said, âShe keeps waking upâŚ
Worst Thing That Could Happen
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said âAre you going to help?â I said âNo, Six should be enough.â
Here's a joke I just made up...
It's not that funny, but it is topical:
Q. What's the scariest rap group?
A. Wuhan Clan!
Yeah , you were right .
Now thatâs funny
My only counter argument to that is that antibiotics are ESSENTIAL when you are dealing with a grave infection. People die without them. Penicillin was the very first one. And it saved countless millions of lives that wouldâve died otherwise. The issue is abuse of antibiotics. âI have a bad cold!â âOK, hereâs some antibiotics.â Thatâs just irresponsible. So what if your cold lasts a couple more days. Abusing antibiotics creates super bugs.
What goes with the Coronavirus?
Lyme disease
How do you annoy lady gaga?
Poker face.
Whoâs Charlie Chanâs brother?
Wuhan Chan.
(Not funny, either)
Q: Daddy, is 4 a little or a lot?
A: It depends son. 4 dollars is not much, but 4 Chinese coughs is a lot
1 word joke
BREXIT
ok, there is a special sort of really stupid jockes. i dont know if there is similar in other coutries. But there is one, well known among russian-speaking.
the bear walked through the forest and saw a burning car. climbed into it and burned.
this one is so popular, there are bunch of memes about it. i`ve just even fount t-shirt based on it.