@ Boaz
Best joke teller on this forum 
,you remind me of less Dawson ,why no mother-in-law jokes ,haha .
My mother-in-law is so fat she has her own postcode.
I said to the chemist, ‘Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?’ He said, ‘Why?’ I said, ’She keeps waking up…
Worst Thing That Could Happen
Before I install any patch, I always open the patch notes and Ctrl-F for 'supervolcano', 'seagull', and 'garbage disposal', just to be safe.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ’No, Six should be enough.”
Here's a joke I just made up...
It's not that funny, but it is topical:
Q. What's the scariest rap group?
A. Wuhan Clan!
Yeah , you were right . 
Now that’s funny
My only counter argument to that is that antibiotics are ESSENTIAL when you are dealing with a grave infection. People die without them. Penicillin was the very first one. And it saved countless millions of lives that would’ve died otherwise. The issue is abuse of antibiotics. “I have a bad cold!” “OK, here’s some antibiotics.” That’s just irresponsible. So what if your cold lasts a couple more days. Abusing antibiotics creates super bugs.
What goes with the Coronavirus?
Lyme disease
How do you annoy lady gaga?
Poker face.
Who’s Charlie Chan’s brother?
Wuhan Chan.
(Not funny, either)
Q: Daddy, is 4 a little or a lot?
A: It depends son. 4 dollars is not much, but 4 Chinese coughs is a lot
1 word joke
BREXIT
ok, there is a special sort of really stupid jockes. i dont know if there is similar in other coutries. But there is one, well known among russian-speaking.
the bear walked through the forest and saw a burning car. climbed into it and burned.
this one is so popular, there are bunch of memes about it. i`ve just even fount t-shirt based on it.
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
…
1 GB.
With a resolution to match! 
