Yeah , you were right . 
Now that’s funny
My only counter argument to that is that antibiotics are ESSENTIAL when you are dealing with a grave infection. People die without them. Penicillin was the very first one. And it saved countless millions of lives that would’ve died otherwise. The issue is abuse of antibiotics. “I have a bad cold!” “OK, here’s some antibiotics.” That’s just irresponsible. So what if your cold lasts a couple more days. Abusing antibiotics creates super bugs.
What goes with the Coronavirus?
Lyme disease
How do you annoy lady gaga?
Poker face.
Who’s Charlie Chan’s brother?
Wuhan Chan.
(Not funny, either)
Q: Daddy, is 4 a little or a lot?
A: It depends son. 4 dollars is not much, but 4 Chinese coughs is a lot
1 word joke
BREXIT
ok, there is a special sort of really stupid jockes. i dont know if there is similar in other coutries. But there is one, well known among russian-speaking.
the bear walked through the forest and saw a burning car. climbed into it and burned.
this one is so popular, there are bunch of memes about it. i`ve just even fount t-shirt based on it.
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
…
1 GB.
With a resolution to match! 
Props!
Takes me at least 14 cups to do that.
The cops at my door asked me where I was between 5 and 6 .
They took me downtown for more questioning
when I told them kindergarten
Hey what did you expect? We were investigating a flasher complaint :cowboy_hat_face:
Speaking of which…
Burning bears is unbearable humor. Smoky would
Not be amused. 
So, the 2 Irishmen, Paddy and Shamus, are walking home from the pub. Paddy stops and says,“Shamus, I’ve got to have a piss.” Shamus says “what the hell Paddy,it looks like ye got a steerin wheel wrapped around yer pecker there! Paddy says ” I know! It’s drivin me nuts!”