Q: Daddy, is 4 a little or a lot?
A: It depends son. 4 dollars is not much, but 4 Chinese coughs is a lot
1 word joke
BREXIT
ok, there is a special sort of really stupid jockes. i dont know if there is similar in other coutries. But there is one, well known among russian-speaking.
the bear walked through the forest and saw a burning car. climbed into it and burned.
this one is so popular, there are bunch of memes about it. i`ve just even fount t-shirt based on it.
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
…
1 GB.
With a resolution to match!
Props!
Takes me at least 14 cups to do that.
The cops at my door asked me where I was between 5 and 6 .
They took me downtown for more questioning
when I told them kindergarten
Hey what did you expect? We were investigating a flasher complaint :cowboy_hat_face:
Speaking of which…
Burning bears is unbearable humor. Smoky would
Not be amused.
So, the 2 Irishmen, Paddy and Shamus, are walking home from the pub. Paddy stops and says,“Shamus, I’ve got to have a piss.” Shamus says “what the hell Paddy,it looks like ye got a steerin wheel wrapped around yer pecker there! Paddy says ” I know! It’s drivin me nuts!”
Wheel funny.
Coronavirus Name
What does an eighty-year old woman taste like?
Depends
The Mexican word for the day is : Chicken strip
“My girlfriend can’t dance to well
but chicken strip!”
A bit like the one before. It’s an oldie from a magazine.
Spaceship lands in a park. Next to a pond with swans.
An alien steps out and says to the biggest swan: “take me to your Leda”.
Scientific Briefing