With a resolution to match!
Props!
Takes me at least 14 cups to do that.
The cops at my door asked me where I was between 5 and 6 .
They took me downtown for more questioning
when I told them kindergarten
Hey what did you expect? We were investigating a flasher complaint :cowboy_hat_face:
Speaking of whichâŚ
Burning bears is unbearable humor. Smoky would
Not be amused.
So, the 2 Irishmen, Paddy and Shamus, are walking home from the pub. Paddy stops and says,âShamus, Iâve got to have a piss.â Shamus says âwhat the hell Paddy,it looks like ye got a steerin wheel wrapped around yer pecker there! Paddy says â I know! Itâs drivin me nuts!â
Wheel funny.
Coronavirus Name
What does an eighty-year old woman taste like?
Depends
The Mexican word for the day is : Chicken strip
âMy girlfriend canât dance to well
but chicken strip!â
A bit like the one before. Itâs an oldie from a magazine.
Spaceship lands in a park. Next to a pond with swans.
An alien steps out and says to the biggest swan: âtake me to your Ledaâ.
Scientific Briefing
Hoarding
Did you hear about the Polish Coyote ?
He gnawed 3 of his legs off , and was still stuck in the trap !
Are you sure it wasnât a blonde female coyote?
Exa-Exabyte
To picture 10^18, just picture 10^13, but then imagine you connect the left side of the 3 to close off the little bays.
RC
Your toon reminds me of the early days of my selling and trying to teach non-tech folks about personal computers.
At some point you itâs:
âOK Iâm falling back to the hand puppetsâ
All the Best,
Jeff