But old Keith was too busy to rhyme
He said "Sorry, I don't have the time"
But his buddiesl persuaded
And he became accoladed
For his efforts turned out just sublime! H)
In fact Keith wasn't just good, he was great!
And BLF-ers could hardly wait
For the next lovely poem
That Keith wanted to show 'em
But on Jack it was starting to grate!
"Who's this Keith?!" asked Jack in a temper
"I'M the poet round here, just remember!
Keith couldn't out-rhyme me
Just you wait and see
If I gave him from now till December!" :p
Now, Keith heard of Jack's challenge and smiled
"It'll be like taking candy away from a child!"
"Oh yeah?" snarled Jack
"You bet!" Keith sneered back
You can tell, they were both pretty wild! |(
But at this point sb interjected
He'd been watching, as might be expected
"Now look, gentlemen
Just shake hands and be friends!"
A suggestion that both men accepted :)
Said Jack "How about we collaborate?
Nothing too big or elaborate"
Keith said "Shake my hand
Before we get banned!"
And they both settled down to confabulate :love:
Their work was so good that it sold
They were literally rolling in gold! $)
Budget lights began to bore 'em
So they joined CandlePowerForums
And their Sipiks began to grow mold
At first Jack and Keith both felt better
They bought Surefires, and a pair of Elzettas
But their joy didn't last
'Cause they couldn't hide their past
And they drew the attention of Greta! J)
It began quite innocently one day
When one of them linked to a SkyRay :O
Down came a mod
Who thought he was god
And turned our boys' blue skies to gray
"We're sorry!" they said, very contrite
"Our offense was ever so slight!"
"You question my law?!"
Gasped Greta in awe
"Banned for life! Get out of my sight!"
"CPF is just horrid!" said Jack
Keith agreed, "And the future looks black!
I preferred BLF
We should never have left
I really think we should go back!"
So they logged in, and with great delight
Followed O-L as he modded a Maglite
ILF was still splurging
"Buy A SF!" Foy was urging
Ah, the lovely familiar old site!
They agreed that here they'd remain
And that to leave BLF was insane!
"Here's where we belong!"
"Hey, that would make a great song!"
Now lads, let's not go there again.. ;)