Just for Fun…
“The Brightest LED Flashlight” FLASHX5
Get them while their hot!
Saw a YouTube ad about a flashlight so bright it instantly catches stuff on fire!
Instantly blinds opponents!
100x brighter than a camera flash!
1 to 2000 zoom!
Developed exclusively for the military!
The video shows a guy with the light blinding like 4 attackers in a parking garage.
It’s a shame the YouTube ad video isn’t on the web site.
And what do I find?
The same zoomie that is seen everywhere. This one has a switch on the end as opposed the side.
Like the one I reviewed here:
For only $49.99 each or 5 for 149.99. Such a deal!
On the web site there is a video that proves that the light is so devastating that people can’t shoot at it!
() This must be a new approved Operator Technique!
Get yours today!
Or go to Academy Sports and get one for $11.99.
A month ago they had a bucket full.
The only question – Does it come with a Smiley-Face charging cord?
All the Best,
Jeff
Probably lay awake thinking of other ways to scam folks out of a few bucks…
I wish there was a way to link to the YouTube ad.
It was super funny.
A guy would just wave the light at someone and they would flinch then start swinging their arms in the air like some bad kung fu flick.
Lightbringer
That’s the video on the web site. Amusing enough in it’s own right.
The Ad playing on YouTube in front of various other vids is much funnier.
It has the flashlight causing things to burst into flames and blinding people so they flail about like drunk kung fu monkeys.
The thing that amazes me about these type of lights on Amazon (and elsewhere) is the reviews that seem to be from real people (as opposed to: “The light glare brightest outputs have beautiful” reviews).
Who seem to think these things are the most outstanding flashlights ever made. And yet claim to have vast collections of other lights that can’t compare to the CrapFire SuperZoomie.
The world seems full of these sorts. They can be found in any venue.
So may cringe worthy moments in Box store computer, camera, gun, audio, video - Etc. Departments.
All the Best,
Jeff
My first LED flashlight was the Harbor Freight Quantum branded version of this.
I didn’t realize it at the time, that I had the worlds brightest flashlight. I could have stopped with my torch infatuation back then. I’ve since wasted so much money chasing higher lumens, all the while the brightest has been buried in my desk drawer. The shame of it all…
They sleep great on top-of-the-line beds with 2000 thread count sheets softened with the tears of the people they ripped off.
I am going to buy this light instead of food this week. I figure with its blinding super beam, I can just use it to shoot ducks out of the sky and blind buffalo for easy dispatch at my leisure.