Are you sure it wasn’t a blonde female coyote? 
Exa-Exabyte
To picture 10^18, just picture 10^13, but then imagine you connect the left side of the 3 to close off the little bays.
RC
Your toon reminds me of the early days of my selling and trying to teach non-tech folks about personal computers.
At some point you it’s:
“OK I’m falling back to the hand puppets”
All the Best,
Jeff
A blonde goes to the doctor
The doctor asks , what are you here for ?
She says - I keep finding postage stamps from Ecuador in my underwear
The doctor is quite puzzled but says , OK let me examine you .
After the examination the doctor brings her in the office for consultation
He says , they are not postage stamps . they are stickers from bananas !
My mom has been around computers her entire life, yet she has no idea how big a KB/MB/GB/TB is.
To her credit, she's 77 and she actually knows computers pretty well for her age.
Chuck Norris has been quarantined…
…to save the coronavirus.
I’m disappointed to see such stereotype based jokes here on BLF.
Sabotage
So excited to see everyone after my luxury cruise home from the World Handshake Championships!
My mother is the same way. Gets around OK, occasionally needs help for a mistake, but yeah… she is a bit clueless about storage size. Both her and my sister mix up RAM with long term storage. Took me a long time to explain hard disk vs. SSD. :person_facepalming:
yeah i didnt get that joke either
and my daughter is half polish, so it kind of butt hurt me
My girlfriend said I’m a lousy lover.
I don’t know how she can judge me based on 30 seconds of work.
My sister-in-law sat on my new glasses and broke them
It was sort of my fault , I should have taken them off first !
well, i liked hamedshh’s surrealistic joke translations,
but my new favorite is xevious since i understand
some of what is going on, but it’s funnier if i don’t.
here is a surreal one i copied:
why did the dragon go camping?
what else is he supposed to do?
When the quarantine has been too long, and peppers start taking on a different meaning.
Btw, someone is selling SEEDS on Amazon.
Our house got TP'd last night.
The realtor says it's now worth half a million more.
My girlfriend told me once that I need to be more affectionate.
Now I have two girlfriends.
Two guys rent a rowboat at the lake and go fishing. They row around most of the day trying different spots, without much luck. Finally they find a cove where the fish are really biting, but it’s late afternoon and the boat has to be back at the dock by 5:00.
The first guy says to his buddy, “I sure wish there were some way we could mark this spot so we can find it again tomorrow.”
The second guy thinks a minute, then whips out a pen and makes an X on the gunwale.
The first guy shakes his head in disgust. “You really expect that to work? Stop and think: what are the odds that we’ll get the same boat next time?”
