Wrong Times Table
Deep in some corner of my heart, I suspect that real times tables are wrong about 6x7=42 and 8x7=56.
I so seriously don’t get it.
I think the fact that someone would actually make a times table that is completely wrong is pretty funny.
(I like stupid math jokes.)
Everyone has heard that pi are not squared, they are round.
Wellp, I gotta admit, that certainly qualified. 
We had a goofy teacher who used to “correct” the kids who said ” 2 pi R squared” he’d say “No cake are square pi are round”.
Nope, cornbread r squared, cake r round.
I knew Yogi had a big ol’ mean-streak…
Worse, he’s an angry drunk.
Especially after he was jailed for beating BooBoo into a coma.
Sad day…
A Freudian Slip is when you say one thing, but you mean your mother.
Where do you find the meaning of life?
The dictionary
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Yesterday, a beautiful girl asked me if I wanted to watch a movie. She said, “What movie would you like to see?”
I said, “You pick.”
She said, “You pick.”
I said, “I don’t care. You pick.”
She said, “Sir, there are people waiting behind you waiting to buy tickets.”
She said, “You pick.”
I said, “I don’t care. You pick.”
She said, “Sir, there are people waiting behind you waiting to buy tickets.”
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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?
Did you hear that the guy who wrote the hokey pokey song recently died? They couldn’t close the casket at his funeral.
Because they put his left foot in , he put his right foot out
Low-Background Metal
The only effect on the history books were a few confusing accounts of something called 'Greek fire.'
Good one. 
Careful guys so that this doesn’t turn into a politics thread. I’ve seen these things get ugly fast, that’s definitely not what we want to happen in lighthearted joke thread.
I have delegated my post.
In view of the dozens of Obama jokes on this thread I assumed that a few Trump jokes would be acceptable ( and they are funny ).
Your knowledge of the forum members is far greater than mine though so please accept my apologies.
Thanks, appreciate it! :+1: As always, I’d like to clarify that I’m not trying to enforce any sort of political agenda here, I simply step in to prevent politics of any leaning from being discussed here, because it always lead to fights.
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