Yesterday, a beautiful girl asked me if I wanted to watch a movie. She said, âWhat movie would you like to see?â
I said, âYou pick.â
She said, âYou pick.â
I said, âI donât care. You pick.â
She said, âSir, there are people waiting behind you waiting to buy tickets.â
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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later thereâs a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says: âWhat the hell was that all about?
Careful guys so that this doesnât turn into a politics thread. Iâve seen these things get ugly fast, thatâs definitely not what we want to happen in lighthearted joke thread.
I have delegated my post.
In view of the dozens of Obama jokes on this thread I assumed that a few Trump jokes would be acceptable ( and they are funny ).
Your knowledge of the forum members is far greater than mine though so please accept my apologies.
Thanks, appreciate it! :+1: As always, Iâd like to clarify that Iâm not trying to enforce any sort of political agenda here, I simply step in to prevent politics of any leaning from being discussed here, because it always lead to fights.
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So the parish priest is sent to a far off outpost in the artic circle ..he's there for a month , three months ..a year goes by and the bishop feels like he needs to go check up on the priest . .."I appreciate your visit Bishop and your concern about me... but I've found as long as I have my Rosery and drink two martini's a day... living up here is really not that bad .... Hey Rosery get the bishop a martini .