The Daily Joke Thread

I wish my pencil lead wouldn’t break; it’s so pointless.

Did you hear about the Buddhist guy who went to the hotdog guy?

He said, “Give me a hotdog with everything on it”. :laughing:

So, a Flat-Earth’er and a astronomer were arguing about the Flat Earth - (theory ?)
No amount of proof would the Flat Earth guy accept. All was fake.

In desperation the astronomer said - “Do you have cats?”
“Why yes”
“And you know their typical behavior?”
“Yes again”
Well, if the earth was flat,
Cats would have pushed everything over the edge by now….

“The Pet Collective” is often shown on “Animals Unscripted” on TBD. It’s a hoot!

One of the more memorable cats in the history of Hollywood…

Oh, thought you were referring to Orangey The Cat.

Reminded me of THIS one.

That’s funny.

It does a good job of telegraphing the kind of person who would post such a disgusting conspiracy laden farce. And I’m not surprised, given precedent. There’s tongue in cheek, but then there’s subversive agenda trying to masquerade as tongue-in-cheek. It’s one thing to poke fun at an individual, but another to do a full on character assassination. This, is duly noted.

That’s really funny! Who’d have thought that the Dalai Lama had never heard of pizza?

Well, 7 years later, Australia Today revisited this. Another chance to chat with the Dalai Lama. And then… this:

in this world there are two things that suck the most, one is the economy another is the politics, i’ll appreciate the one who mentions the third

why not say the earth is cubic which makes more sense than calling it flat because a cubic earth is likelier than a flat earth

who says that i even heard of him that everyday he doesn’t eat a pizza he won’t go to bed

People who can’t count?

definitely

@hamedshh: Please avoid controversial subjects, even if you meant it to be a joke.

Huh how able were you to delete my posts?
And why you lack capability of taking some jokes?
I mean you shouldn’t think of people being like yourself dude
And what i said was just a bunch of simple jokes and people can certainly distinguish between jokes and the seriousness
So they weren’t contravorcial at all

This is sb’s house, you play by his rules so please do not disrespect him.
And keep it in mind that one persons joke can be another’s insult.

Cheers David

This has nothing to do with my personal opinions or values or preferences. It’s human nature. Controversial subjects lead to arguments between others, and that’s what I’m trying to avoid here. It doesn’t matter if a controversial topic is thinly veiled as a “joke”, it is still in bad taste and causes problems for all of us here.

The freedom of speech addressed in the 1st amendment of the US Constitution states that government shall not infringe on free speech. If db wants to limit speech on something like this forum, we users have no choice but to comply if we wish to participate. Simple.