The Daily Joke Thread

in this world there are two things that suck the most, one is the economy another is the politics, i’ll appreciate the one who mentions the third

why not say the earth is cubic which makes more sense than calling it flat because a cubic earth is likelier than a flat earth

who says that i even heard of him that everyday he doesn’t eat a pizza he won’t go to bed

People who can’t count?

definitely

@hamedshh: Please avoid controversial subjects, even if you meant it to be a joke.

Huh how able were you to delete my posts?
And why you lack capability of taking some jokes?
I mean you shouldn’t think of people being like yourself dude
And what i said was just a bunch of simple jokes and people can certainly distinguish between jokes and the seriousness
So they weren’t contravorcial at all

This is sb’s house, you play by his rules so please do not disrespect him.
And keep it in mind that one persons joke can be another’s insult.

Cheers David

This has nothing to do with my personal opinions or values or preferences. It’s human nature. Controversial subjects lead to arguments between others, and that’s what I’m trying to avoid here. It doesn’t matter if a controversial topic is thinly veiled as a “joke”, it is still in bad taste and causes problems for all of us here.

The freedom of speech addressed in the 1st amendment of the US Constitution states that government shall not infringe on free speech. If db wants to limit speech on something like this forum, we users have no choice but to comply if we wish to participate. Simple.

sb does respect his guests.
That’s why there are rules about avoiding topics that can upset other guests.

Alrighty then… everyone else please carry on with the scheduled topic of jokes that are actually funny.

Hero football player catches a baby tossed from a burning building!

Granted, he shouldn’t have “spiked the ball” immediately after. :open_mouth:

“Controversial.” So imagine if you joke about the Ayatollah on an Iranian forum. That’s not cool in your country. In kind there are some things which you might think “simple” but are not in the context of another culture. And, the user who called you out — he’s the head admin of this site, so… he can pretty much do anything.

imagine not being a human, everything would look different

Don’t anthropomorphize computers. They don’t like it.

Nice!

Campfire Habitable Zone

Oh no, my marshmallow became tidally locked!

That’s very foretelling of what’s in store as ocean temps rise. :open_mouth:

xkcd is excellent stuff. Here’s their extremely long timeline of Earth’s average temp rise: LINK.

That’s funny.