in that vein…
Groucho Marx on his health: when i get up in the morning, i feel like a 19-year-old, but there’s never one around.
Talking about growing old. Here’s an oldie. Sorry if it’s a re-post.
- After all these years my body is still a fine tuned mechanism.
I do a #1 at 7 o’clock, and a #2 at 8 o’clock.
- So what’s the problem.
- I never wake up before 9 o’clock.
Edit: sorry LB, you posted more of less the same one, about a year ago.
That is funny!
Thanks.
“No, it’s spring forward, and fall back…”
Rabbit Introduction
Washington state is seeing great success with reintroducing the Columbia River Basin subpopulation. We cannot allow them to further widen the interstate bun gap.
I went looking for that in the video… half cocked , thinking you said Tupac Cabra
pity
Naw, that’s his brother, Chupa.
They look kinda alike, though.
What do you call a really angry listener?
A Therapissed
Reminds me of this one that was mostly funny because I had a nephew who thought it was hilarious when he was about 5.
There were two muffins sitting in the oven.
One says, “Man, it’s getting hot in here.”
The other one says (shocked) “Aaah! A talking muffin!”
Deer Turrets
When my great grandfather designed the Titanic and it hit an iceberg and sank, he didn't sit around moping. He took those lessons to his next job designing airships, and he made the Hindenburg completely iceberg-proof!
Battle Stags!
Man and wife are sitting in front of the TV. Woman watching some show. Man reading a paper.
Suddenly the man says: OMG, I’m reading men in can earn $50/pop for sleeping with women.
The woman pulls out a calculator and says: since when can you stay alive on $45.83 per month?
PS I won’t reveal where is. Too afraid you get there before me.
Posting any more jokes that aren't funny ... will be dealt with severely.
What do you call a naked woman on the beach? Sandy
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen
What do you call a man who’s accident prone? ……………………AL
