Challenge: most ridiculous advertised lumens (current record 99.9 trillion lumens)

Ok, according to random person on the internet’s math there are 17.5 million trillion lumens that hit the earth from the sun.

(There’s many times more lumens that fly off into space, so the sun isn’t very efficient and could do with a reflector or TIR for better run time. There’s also no lumens at night.)

Compared to the world’s brightest flashlight (officially 999 million lumens according to this thread),
17.5 million trillion lumens from the sun is still 57 million times brighter!

Maybe in a few years LED technology advertising will advance and we’ll have flashlights brighter than the sun.

Edit: I wonder if these flashlights emit more lumens than the amount that hit the earth reflected off a full moon.

Hilarious.

reminds me of the moron lamp at hazard fraught tools.

That would be a scam!
:slight_smile:

I’ve yet to find 12,000 mAh 18650’s, but I did find 10,000 mAh ones :slight_smile:

3.Use 8 high-quality 18650 cells

I wonder how many lumens a space shuttle launch was. They were very bright at night.

Naquadah reactor sold separately :slight_smile:

Nah, you’d probably need naquadria instead.

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that’s a typo, it’s actually mEh , NOT mAh !!

80000 mEh :smiley: , eh??

Reminds me of when I bought a 5 megawatt laser pointer for £2. Turned out they meant mW, not MW.

I present for your consideration the 90 trillion volt stun gun flashlight. Imagine the turns ratio on that transformer.

@Pip, it’s shocking to see military hardware can be bought online :slight_smile:

It's a good thing it's called a Terminator, because a 90 trillion volt stun gun would kill you!

I think the person handling the taser will die/fry too. Voltages that extreme will most likely arch to the hand of the one that holds it.
Most likely only the person that holds the taser will die because the power draw is so extreme, the battery will overload and explode in a split second when turned on. :slight_smile:

A typical lightning bolt is only 300 million volts. The clouds got nothing on a chinese stun gun.

You are forgetting one important thing Pip…
The clouds in the taser are in series :slight_smile:

Looks like a rewrap of this cell which HJK rated “very bad”. Harsh judgement if you ask me, because it delivers a whopping 45 mAh at 5 amps :slight_smile:
The brand name is the best of it all. In my language GIF means poison :slight_smile:

!https://lygte-info.dk/pic/Batteries2012/GIF%20ICR18650%2012000mAh%20(Yellow)/DSC_8829.jpg!

Here are some more 12000 mAh 18650s:
(EDIT: Removed the link, because apparently “No need to link to horseshit” hehe)

Dutch detected! :wink:

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