Challenge: most ridiculous advertised lumens (current record 99.9 trillion lumens)

Reminds me of when I bought a 5 megawatt laser pointer for £2. Turned out they meant mW, not MW.

I present for your consideration the 90 trillion volt stun gun flashlight. Imagine the turns ratio on that transformer.

@Pip, it’s shocking to see military hardware can be bought online :slight_smile:

It's a good thing it's called a Terminator, because a 90 trillion volt stun gun would kill you!

I think the person handling the taser will die/fry too. Voltages that extreme will most likely arch to the hand of the one that holds it.
Most likely only the person that holds the taser will die because the power draw is so extreme, the battery will overload and explode in a split second when turned on. :slight_smile:

A typical lightning bolt is only 300 million volts. The clouds got nothing on a chinese stun gun.

You are forgetting one important thing Pip…
The clouds in the taser are in series :slight_smile:

Looks like a rewrap of this cell which HJK rated “very bad”. Harsh judgement if you ask me, because it delivers a whopping 45 mAh at 5 amps :slight_smile:
The brand name is the best of it all. In my language GIF means poison :slight_smile:

!https://lygte-info.dk/pic/Batteries2012/GIF%20ICR18650%2012000mAh%20(Yellow)/DSC_8829.jpg!

Here are some more 12000 mAh 18650s:
(EDIT: Removed the link, because apparently “No need to link to horseshit” hehe)

Dutch detected! :wink:

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Interested. Can you get get an 18350 tube for this light?

But assuming it doesn’t explode in a fireball when I turn it on, when my idiot neighbor saw it he’d have to get one too and I’m afraid he’d set my house on fire trying to see in my teenage daughter’s window.

On the plus side, it probably would stun your attacker. I know I’d sure be stunned if the person standing in front of me suddenly combusted in a thunderous explosion.

Life time warranty? I guess they mean user life?….

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125 BILLION LUMENS!!!

It hurts my eyes to even look at the picture.

Its funny how the Chinese companies rip the designs off of other Chinese companies. You would think they would at least be respectful to each other. That last one looks a lot like a Sofirn.

Hell, I got a sunburn from looking at the ad.

Slathering on the Noxzema as I’m typing this…

cant figure out how i missed the lumen calculation of the sun.
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Don't forget, it's the upgraded 2021 version if you want the full 125 billion lumens, not the 2020 version