Challenge: most ridiculous advertised lumens (current record 99.9 trillion lumens)

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125 BILLION LUMENS!!!

It hurts my eyes to even look at the picture.

Its funny how the Chinese companies rip the designs off of other Chinese companies. You would think they would at least be respectful to each other. That last one looks a lot like a Sofirn.

Hell, I got a sunburn from looking at the ad.

Slathering on the Noxzema as I’m typing this…

cant figure out how i missed the lumen calculation of the sun.
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Don't forget, it's the upgraded 2021 version if you want the full 125 billion lumens, not the 2020 version

Good point. If you order this and it only looks like 99 million lumens then they probably tried to use up old stock and gave you last year’s model.

You can double check with an integrating sphere: turn the flashlight on and point it at the sphere from 6ft and make sure the sphere has evaporated fully.


That’s not bad, 999 billion lumens from a Xml-2 emitter… I’ll have to pick one up for taking out the trash at night.

Oh, and the new 50,000 mah 18650’s ar out. Awesome!

The other one has an XHP120 though…this is a tough choice.

Well lucky for you, I’ve got just what you need…It also comes in 2 pcak so you get twice the output!

The only thing better than 8 minute abs is 7 minute abs.

Why bother? Just light it up and incinerate it in-place.

Amazing, too, the miracle of modern science…

They manage to squeak out “9999900000000LM” from a “Powerful 1200 Lumen LED”.

Mind = blown.

Act now and we will double the offer. These prices are so low we are practically giving it away.

That's exactly why one has to be careful not to get fooled into buying old stock. We need to make the noobs aware of this so they don't get confused.

Just shy of one trillion lumens, not good enough.

Is flashlight technology stagnating? It’s been over 6 months and the industry still hasn’t broken past 10 trillion lumens in a flashlight.

We have a new record!