Conora.
Okay, I have to give this one to raccoon city - even if technically it’s not a real libation
Douglas Adams was a favourite author, and this drink would genuinly both inspire social distancing and grant the ability to forget the rest of the world!
Thanks!
Show me beverages that you don't want to drink.
Masato, made from boiled yuca and… saliva… and then fermented.
Yeah… no.
I don't like seafood, so I would probably not like this.
Definitely not my thing:
Kumis - Mongolian fermented mare’s milk.
Urine ranging from fresh to aged. Even if it was definitively proven to be beneficial to drink I wouldn’t be trying “urine therapy” in a hurry.
Baby Mice Wine - drunk in China and Korea…. apparently. 
and there is more than 1 brand!
Okay, so #1, it’s not Malk, and #2, I think they wanted to one-up the worm in Mezcal.
either way.
Mmmmm...Pizza beer!. Brewed with Oregano, Basil, Tomato and garlic! Yummmmmie!! 
This won’t be as bad as some of yours, but still……
Scorpion and Snake Wine
Stag Semen Stout.
‘This isn’t the first time the Green Man has served semen. Back in 2011, the bar served up apple-infused horse semen shots, while in 2013, full syringes of stag semen from another Geraldine stag called Hannibal were available for purchase.’
The next, perhaps obvious, question is… why??
I rather it be Stag semen than if it was brewer semen! 
Or… why not lol 
publicity mainly I guess. I like the way they say it has notes of ‘coffee and chocolate’ yet no notes of Stag’s semen, though I don’t suppose you’d recognise that if you drunk it in stout and didn’t see the label.
It’s a dirty job, butt somebody gotta do it!
Milking time……
LOL! who is that doing the milking?
I think this is the stag in question - I give you Hannibal, and to put the icing on the cake he was created using artificial insemination! 
obviously the mother had one too many bottles of stout!
