DONE !
Much better
Not quite a picture, but…
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Oops suppose to be pics from jobs. Made wrong post earlier. Posting a correct one. :-)
Stairwells are a b!@#h.
Lol! that had me for a minute there! wondered how it was even possible, but it’s not as it turns out just some photoshopping - still very funny! 
Curses! Foiled again. Not my Photoshop job, I’ll also confess.
Little-known fact, that’s his actual name.
Mr and Mrs Lastname were quite drunk at the time, and thought it’d be a hoot to name him that.
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A good idea, almost every Japanese home I visited has toilet with hash wash.
I find Souichirou’s picture the funniest, so he da new boss 
! The toilet installer must be laughing “Look, the toilet goes with the plumbing on this side, ain’t nothing I can do.”
Honorable mentions go to northbeard’s College of Irony, raccoon city’s cake of malicious compliance, and G0OSE’s school of sharp cutlery.