It’s like Mad Max, but wet.
Whoa… not like MM.
Like MM3 (“Thunderdome”), maybe. 
Facing the wrong way while whale watching is sort of a bad idea…
I would want a bigger boat, too.
Chief Brody: "You're gonna need a bigger boat."
[waiting for thread to be shut down…]
Yep, this whole conversation is why politics isn't allowed on BLF. 
Climbing into a bear enclosure is certainly not a good idea…. especially during feeding time 
Okay, this is a pretty bad idea.
The new Image Boss is...
maniakman!
Thanks!
Show me pictures of “That was close!”
Okay, another crazy GIF…
Sorry for the small image, couldn’t find another…
A drunken man on a railway line at an Essex station survived by clinging to the platform edge as a train went past.
Staff at Romford station said they were “amazed” the man was not killed.
CCTV captured the moment as the train rushed by just inches from the man’s legs.
I just did 4 reverse image searches, and that's the biggest version of that pic that I could find.
I know you said that he survived, but it looks like that guy got cut in half. 
When a moped would not be fast enough…
All the Best,
Jeff
“Get… me… Sarff!!!”
Seems that this topic was better expressed via non qualifying (?) video’s rather than true pics (but nice ones nonetheless 
).
Lets assume that the subway guy indeed survived and thus I’ll pass the baton to G0OSE. … take it away!