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I thought these were hi-larious…

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :+1:

If it says “carbon” on it, it probably isn’t even an alkaline. That could also explain the abysmal capacity. IIRC, dry cells can leak, too, though.

Yes, it’s likely zinc-carbon, and they’re guaranteed to leak after their short life.

trying to knock off panasonic carbon zinc.
available 6/$1 at the dollar store.
probably meant for some 3rd world country where a pack of batteries is a whole days work!

Refurbished, just for the purpose to let the 3rd world enjoy the same minor setback’s we do.

magnetbox.
ROFLOL!
we used to call em maggotbox at the shop.

Looks like heavy duty batteries leak just like alkaleaks.

Once again, the Chinese are copying their own brands. Nothing new. This is what happens when there is no accountability. Institute a 1 year mandatory jail time see how fast it stops.

There was an awesome thread with all the ultrafire knockoff names, tremendously hilarious
Uitraflrc comes to mind.

Pradu

And

Cooch

Handbags

Better than Prada and Coach.

20% discount.

Buy one get 3 free.

Found the thread

Forgot to mention, it’s 1,000,000,000 lumens. That’s 1 billion. Utilizing XHP50,000.99.


My favorite

I like how those “SUPER LUSTY” batteries have a warning label on them saying they “may explode”. :disappointed:

Honesty in marketing? :laughing: