Damn. One of my favorites (but I like just about all ZZ top songs).
I know some people who swear they would die without coffee…
Lofty aspirations.
I am working on each. Always on the look out for the next Ex.
memento mori
If I die prematurely, I’ll let you know why 
Do we need an “early bird” subscription for that? 
Luckily I only had one of those :person_facepalming:
Key Lime Pie & DIET MOUNTAIN DEW!
Back in the days when the California lotto first came out, we used to have a lotto pool at one of my jobs.Everyone would play except one of our co workers. We finally asked why he didn’t join in. He said if I ever hit the lotto I would be dead in 6 months.He said it would be fast cars, fast women, and a party every night. He said working for a living keeps me honest and alive!
I thought this thread was an Obituary tribute 
Why does that remind me of this?
Must be the font
When you are thinking: “This is the big one! I’m comin’, Elizabeth!”
Just push on the button of your modded personal alarm beeper.
And we wil be notified because you programmed your computer to say goodbye to us.
If I were to die prematurely it would be from still seeing this post taking up valuable space on the Budget Light Forum.
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The usual stuff: heart disease, cancer or some other major piece of pizza/pie -graph.
Covid vaccine. 
You never know when. https://nypost.com/2021/07/30/10-year-old-killed-after-rock-crashes-through-windshield/
That’s really sad, richbuff 
+1… It sure is. 
… R.I.P.
Off-topic threads are allowed on BLF.
If you don't like this thread, it's best to just move on to another thread instead of threadcr*pping.
Threadcr*pping is just a form of trolling, and trolling is not allowed on BLF. 
If anyone honestly think they'll die from the vaccine, I think they'll receive a Darwin Award after they die from something else.
Plus discussions about Covid-19 are not allowed anywhere except the Covid-19 thread, which is currently closed.
Also, conspiracy theories are not allowed anywhere on BLF. 