Cause of Death

memento mori

If I die prematurely, Iā€™ll let you know why :smiley: :smiling_imp:

Do we need an ā€œearly birdā€ subscription for that? :innocent:

Luckily I only had one of those :person_facepalming: :smiley:

Key Lime Pie & DIET MOUNTAIN DEW!

Back in the days when the California lotto first came out, we used to have a lotto pool at one of my jobs.Everyone would play except one of our co workers. We finally asked why he didnā€™t join in. He said if I ever hit the lotto I would be dead in 6 months.He said it would be fast cars, fast women, and a party every night. He said working for a living keeps me honest and alive!

I thought this thread was an Obituary tribute :beer:

Why does that remind me of this?

Must be the font :smiley:

When you are thinking: ā€œThis is the big one! Iā€™m cominā€™, Elizabeth!ā€

Just push on the button of your modded personal alarm beeper.
And we wil be notified because you programmed your computer to say goodbye to us.

If I were to die prematurely it would be from still seeing this post taking up valuable space on the Budget Light Forum.

:open_mouth: ā€¦ :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

The usual stuff: heart disease, cancer or some other major piece of pizza/pie -graph.

Covid vaccine. :disappointed:

You never know when. https://nypost.com/2021/07/30/10-year-old-killed-after-rock-crashes-through-windshield/

Thatā€™s really sad, richbuff :frowning:

+1ā€¦ It sure is. :cry: :cry: ā€¦ R.I.P.

Off-topic threads are allowed on BLF.

If you don't like this thread, it's best to just move on to another thread instead of threadcr*pping.

Threadcr*pping is just a form of trolling, and trolling is not allowed on BLF.

If anyone honestly think they'll die from the vaccine, I think they'll receive a Darwin Award after they die from something else.

Plus discussions about Covid-19 are not allowed anywhere except the Covid-19 thread, which is currently closed.

Also, conspiracy theories are not allowed anywhere on BLF.

Wellā€¦ It seems I donā€™t live the risk-off life of the OP and I wonā€™t go into that, but if I did get cornered into risk:off 24/7, Iā€™m pretty certain that after a few years anxiety would compel me to ask the OP question. How long am I gonna liveā€¦
You canā€™t have control over that. Love the people you love, cos thatā€™s all youā€™ll have on your death bed. And shrouds donā€™t have pockets, so money wonā€™t be a comfort when that time comes.

^ this. 110%

donnie?