Well it’s kinda required of you. I mean it’s your name and all……… 
Not me, cremate me and just flush me down the toilet. I’m gone already at that point, what do I care?
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If I were to die unexpectedly it would probably be due to something smart I shouldn’t have said to an idiot.
It was the first piece of real estate I ever purchased. Three slots over from my Dad, right after he passed. My Mom and sister bought the other two.
I was back home for 19 days earlier this year b/c of a family health emergency. While there, I had a chance to explore the cemetery. I found over 60 direct relatives including all of my Grandfathers going back to the first one that immigrated in 1846. Kinda cool actually.
My parents are from a little town called Hessmer, La.—— At the Catholic Church / Cemetery there’s four generations of my father’s family and 3 generations of my mothers buried there —- all siblings etc ———- I’ll never forget at my dad’s funeral the priest said — He was Baptized in this church — Married in this church and now Buried in this church
Hessmer? Is that around Bunkie? I’ve got family that still lives there and that town name sounds familiar.
Extreme jiggy jiggy maybe? Or would that be Ultra? 
Right up the road about 5 miles — Bunkie talk about a town that rolls the sidewalk up Saturday at noon —- I hadn’t been that way in around 20+ years — when my dad passed away in 07 was my first time back — other than a few big homes built on the highway was just like I remembered
Yeah, 02-03 was the last time I was out that way.
Struck by lightning while hiking in the mountains. Or jumped by a mountain lion.
Lots of lightning and rain today. Take shelter under a tall tree, right? 
That is a mountainess way!
Tall tree when it’s time to check out.
I would put good money on drinking
Eaten by a velociraptor would be cool
as posted previously, driving.
today, i drove 167 miles.
missed 2 excellent chances to die,
but i was paying attention to the traffic.
Have the conditions (percentage of oblivious crash causing morons) increased in the last 18 months? Seems that way to me, but I haven’t been driving much (and as a result I am a poorer driver).
Definitely slipping in the shower… I’ve had so many close calls.
Lost and starved in a dark cave with a failing fw3a
The Velociraptor has no teeth
Sounds about right! 
I used this on a metal bathtub and it works well.
For me: Death by lethal injection, after being falsely accused and convicted of causing RC’s fatal car crash… 
You better start wearing a go pro camera 24/7 so you have an alibi.