Cause of Death

It was the first piece of real estate I ever purchased. Three slots over from my Dad, right after he passed. My Mom and sister bought the other two.

I was back home for 19 days earlier this year b/c of a family health emergency. While there, I had a chance to explore the cemetery. I found over 60 direct relatives including all of my Grandfathers going back to the first one that immigrated in 1846. Kinda cool actually.

My parents are from a little town called Hessmer, La.—— At the Catholic Church / Cemetery there’s four generations of my father’s family and 3 generations of my mothers buried there —- all siblings etc ———- I’ll never forget at my dad’s funeral the priest said — He was Baptized in this church — Married in this church and now Buried in this church

Hessmer? Is that around Bunkie? I’ve got family that still lives there and that town name sounds familiar.

Extreme jiggy jiggy maybe? Or would that be Ultra? :partying_face:

Right up the road about 5 miles — Bunkie talk about a town that rolls the sidewalk up Saturday at noon —- I hadn’t been that way in around 20+ years — when my dad passed away in 07 was my first time back — other than a few big homes built on the highway was just like I remembered

Yeah, 02-03 was the last time I was out that way.

Struck by lightning while hiking in the mountains. Or jumped by a mountain lion.

Lots of lightning and rain today. Take shelter under a tall tree, right? :person_facepalming:

That is a mountainess way!

Tall tree when it’s time to check out.

I would put good money on drinking

Eaten by a velociraptor would be cool

as posted previously, driving.
today, i drove 167 miles.
missed 2 excellent chances to die,
but i was paying attention to the traffic.

Have the conditions (percentage of oblivious crash causing morons) increased in the last 18 months? Seems that way to me, but I haven’t been driving much (and as a result I am a poorer driver).

Definitely slipping in the shower… I’ve had so many close calls.

Lost and starved in a dark cave with a failing fw3a

The Velociraptor has no teeth :smiley:

Sounds about right!

I used this on a metal bathtub and it works well.

For me: Death by lethal injection, after being falsely accused and convicted of causing RC’s fatal car crash… :confounded:

You better start wearing a go pro camera 24/7 so you have an alibi.

dthrckt’s question:
“Have the conditions (percentage of oblivious crash causing morons) increased in the last 18 months?”

maybe, however i am driving more this year than the previous, so i am exposed to more of everything.
and, i am sort of out-of-practice since my driving skills somewhat degraded without use, which i also
think has happened to others as well. finally, there is actually “somewhere to go” and people are going
with the acronyms FOMO and YOLO fighting for the driver’s seat.