Struck by lightning while hiking in the mountains. Or jumped by a mountain lion.
Lots of lightning and rain today. Take shelter under a tall tree, right? 
That is a mountainess way!
Tall tree when it’s time to check out.
I would put good money on drinking
Eaten by a velociraptor would be cool
as posted previously, driving.
today, i drove 167 miles.
missed 2 excellent chances to die,
but i was paying attention to the traffic.
Have the conditions (percentage of oblivious crash causing morons) increased in the last 18 months? Seems that way to me, but I haven’t been driving much (and as a result I am a poorer driver).
Definitely slipping in the shower… I’ve had so many close calls.
Lost and starved in a dark cave with a failing fw3a
The Velociraptor has no teeth 
Sounds about right! 
I used this on a metal bathtub and it works well.
For me: Death by lethal injection, after being falsely accused and convicted of causing RC’s fatal car crash… 
You better start wearing a go pro camera 24/7 so you have an alibi.
dthrckt’s question:
“Have the conditions (percentage of oblivious crash causing morons) increased in the last 18 months?”
maybe, however i am driving more this year than the previous, so i am exposed to more of everything.
and, i am sort of out-of-practice since my driving skills somewhat degraded without use, which i also
think has happened to others as well. finally, there is actually “somewhere to go” and people are going
with the acronyms FOMO and YOLO fighting for the driver’s seat.
I've got more moles on me than I'm feeling comfortable with, and the number is concerningly growing steadily. I fear one of them might end up forcibly sending me across the river styx.
Ahhh nature does wonders for the body and soul! Don’t forget the flashlight!
www.youtube.com/embed/GyAGOpesAvY
Anyone want to guess what killed Rhoda Wagner, four weeks after she posted this: https://blog.dogsbite.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/rhoda-identified-with-pit-bulls.jpg
Anyone? Wild guess? Aww, c'mon, just take one guess.
Organ donor. Never waste good parts (there must be one or two pieces left that could be of use to somebody even at my advanced age)
I take it not a falling jet-engine?
