Eaten by a velociraptor would be cool
as posted previously, driving.
today, i drove 167 miles.
missed 2 excellent chances to die,
but i was paying attention to the traffic.
Have the conditions (percentage of oblivious crash causing morons) increased in the last 18 months? Seems that way to me, but I havenât been driving much (and as a result I am a poorer driver).
Definitely slipping in the shower⌠Iâve had so many close calls.
Lost and starved in a dark cave with a failing fw3a
The Velociraptor has no teeth
Sounds about right!
For me: Death by lethal injection, after being falsely accused and convicted of causing RCâs fatal car crashâŚ
You better start wearing a go pro camera 24/7 so you have an alibi.
dthrcktâs question:
âHave the conditions (percentage of oblivious crash causing morons) increased in the last 18 months?â
maybe, however i am driving more this year than the previous, so i am exposed to more of everything.
and, i am sort of out-of-practice since my driving skills somewhat degraded without use, which i also
think has happened to others as well. finally, there is actually âsomewhere to goâ and people are going
with the acronyms FOMO and YOLO fighting for the driverâs seat.
I've got more moles on me than I'm feeling comfortable with, and the number is concerningly growing steadily. I fear one of them might end up forcibly sending me across the river styx.
Ahhh nature does wonders for the body and soul! Donât forget the flashlight!
www.youtube.com/embed/GyAGOpesAvY
Anyone want to guess what killed Rhoda Wagner, four weeks after she posted this: https://blog.dogsbite.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/rhoda-identified-with-pit-bulls.jpg
Anyone? Wild guess? Aww, c'mon, just take one guess.
Organ donor. Never waste good parts (there must be one or two pieces left that could be of use to somebody even at my advanced age)
I take it not a falling jet-engine?
Ditto.
I find it disturbing that people living in the supposedly most technologically and medically advanced nation have a roughly 30% chance of cancer during their lives.
Stop hating on me.