This hurts me more than it hurts you.
When a child strikes its mother (back), their hands will grow from the grave.
When you make a funny face, it will stay that way when the clock strikes noon.
Driving slow is harder to master than driving fast.
I never met a man I did not like (sorry, Will)
Cola is able to clean rust. (Busted. The cola was unable to break down rust deposits.)
It’s OK, I’m on the Pill
And Our new Health Insurance plan will be better than Obamacare and will Cost Less
If you allow gambling in PA, we will eliminate your school taxes
No New Taxes
Lifetime Guarantee
Do no Evil (Google)
Mexico will pay for the wall
“Common sense.”
You Win!
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
If you take the vaccine, you can’t get COVID
” Good hard work never hurt anyone”, except when it kills you, cripples you, destroys your lungs, gives you cancer, shortens your life etc, etc.
It’s for the children.
The enemy of your enemy is your friend.
Alternative Facts.
Fake news.
A lot of people are saying…
Old people advice: “Walk in and apply for a job in person with a handshake. That hiring manager (usually a balding white guy) will hire you on the spot he will be so impressed!”
Wrong!
My mom was wrong too. I’m still not blind.
lol
Ditto.
“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”
Now where’s the fun in that?
That which does not destroy makes you stronger.
Yeah, Right, clearly said by someone who has not been destroyed - never to fully recover…
Violence never solved anything.
Other than stopping countless wars of aggression, madmen determined to do mayhem or genocide…
If you don’t eat your vegetables, you won’t grow up big and strong.
I didn’t - and at 6’3” there’s no telling how big I could have gotten.
Same with - Don’t drink coffie as a child - it will stunt your growth…
Did that too - I could have been another Shak.
All the Best,
Jeff
Oh and I’m not blind - yet…
It is not you, it is me...
If you have nothing to hide, you have noting to fear,...
Classic. Good one.
Make that 3!(or 4 actually, missed you, Jeff) 
LOL!
Money can’t buy Happiness.
No, it can’t. The “Happiness” is not for sale.
But with enough $$ I can buy a 130’ yacht named “The Next Best Thing”
And pull up and anchor right next to “Happiness” in Monaco.
I’ll hardly notice the difference….
Forgot who said it but:
“Ive been rich and I’ve been poor.”
“Rich is better”
All the Best,
Jeff
“Everything happens for a reason.”
Usually because someone !@#$ up.
Live every day like it’s your last.
Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today
Tell that to the windows and offspring you leave penny-less.
Whoever said:
Honesty is the best policy
Has clearly never been asked the question:
“Does this dress make me look fat?”
All the Best,
Jeff
3 things:
1. regarding jeff51 above….maybe “tell the truth and run” (Slavic?) is appropriate.
2. look before you leap/he who hesitates is lost…and other contradictions.
3. my choice for the #1 False Sayings: the squeaky wheel gets the grease.
(nope. it gets replaced)
“I use to have herpes”