False Sayings

You can catch the most [flies] with a dead squirrel. — Woody Boyd

Oh, of course someone got a clip on the yoo toob…

“Stop that or you’ll go blind!”

“I’m over here, dad.”

“Be honest with me… I can take it.”

Okay, this one might be controversial.

If people don't like this one, I'll delete it.

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“We did not invade Ukraine” and there is “no war” there.

The check’s in the mail.

“Hold my beer. I got this….”

“BudgetLightForum will save you money” :smiley: :money_mouth_face:

(Looks at empty wallet…)

Me thinks the correct phrase is: on BudgetLightForum your pockets seem deeper.

All this “height” talk is FKN gold. :+1:

“What incorrect things were you taught?”
You asked………

Marijuana is a Schedule 1 drug, UFOs don’t exit and god does………… :beer: :beer:

1st hand experience and objective thinking.

Btw……. does anyone know what this hair on my palm means?? :person_facepalming:

Gold is a hedge against inflation.

Bitcoin is a hedge against inflation.

“BLF would be so much worse with political talk being allowed”.

Full moon?

“Good things come to those who wait.”
No, good things come to those who persist.

Practice makes perfect.

Nope. Practice makes permanent. Only perfect practice makes perfect.

If it ain’t broke, fix it till it is.

Here’s a true saying, ” things are never so bad that they can’t get worse “.

Pennzy nailed that one. I used to have a demotivational poster at work that cautioned one to remember that it is always darkest just before it goes pitch black. Had people stop and read and just stand there

“The light at the end of the tunnel is just the headlight of an oncoming train.”