False Sayings

Me thinks the correct phrase is: on BudgetLightForum your pockets seem deeper.

All this “height” talk is FKN gold. :+1:

“What incorrect things were you taught?”
You asked………

Marijuana is a Schedule 1 drug, UFOs don’t exit and god does………… :beer: :beer:

1st hand experience and objective thinking.

Btw……. does anyone know what this hair on my palm means?? :person_facepalming:

Gold is a hedge against inflation.

Bitcoin is a hedge against inflation.

“BLF would be so much worse with political talk being allowed”.

Full moon?

“Good things come to those who wait.”
No, good things come to those who persist.

Practice makes perfect.

Nope. Practice makes permanent. Only perfect practice makes perfect.

If it ain’t broke, fix it till it is.

Here’s a true saying, ” things are never so bad that they can’t get worse “.

Pennzy nailed that one. I used to have a demotivational poster at work that cautioned one to remember that it is always darkest just before it goes pitch black. Had people stop and read and just stand there

“The light at the end of the tunnel is just the headlight of an oncoming train.”

Or for you, Jersy.

Despair.com ? I have a bunch of mugs from there. Would always bring a different one into meetings just to see the looks on peoples faces.

Huh?

Related: “I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. Time to order more tunnel.”

The light at the end of the tunnel is NJ. Old joke.

I’m surprised this one isn’t one of the top ten.
“Safe and effective”
: )