False Sayings

Despair.com ? I have a bunch of mugs from there. Would always bring a different one into meetings just to see the looks on peoples faces.

Huh?

Related: “I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. Time to order more tunnel.”

The light at the end of the tunnel is NJ. Old joke.

I’m surprised this one isn’t one of the top ten.
“Safe and effective”
: )

Or “Fun for the whole family”

“The only thing certain, is that nothing is certain.” And if this is true, then it is also false.

“I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today”

A favorite saying way back when I was a kid, and fat chance of ever seeing that money :slight_smile:

I don’t think anybody every took J. Wellington Wimpy’s promise seriously, though.

Especially after he passed away from a massive coronary after a lifetime of eating greasy fatty food, as well as his drinking habit.

No surprise at all, but I must have missed that episode of Popeye. Actually, NGL, I’m kinda glad I did. :stuck_out_tongue:

He just needed to eat a can of spinach after each burger :smiling_imp:

That was the ep right before Olive Oyl was exposed as being a crack ho. That’s why she looked so anorexic.

Bluto/Brutus (changed his name to try eluding the cops) was her pimp.

Yep, and Olive Oyl got in trouble with the law as well.

Well, of course. SweePee was a “crack-baby”, and Olive Oyl dumped the kid in a restroom garbage bin right after birth.

It was only pure luck someone found and detoxed the kid.

“We are taking you to a safe and secure location.”

I’m from the government - I’m here to help…
All the Best,
Jeff

In vino veritas

We are instituting a citywide “Temporary Tax” :slight_smile:
Philly pulled this sheet more than once and I am sure other cities did as well.