I’m surprised this one isn’t one of the top ten.
“Safe and effective”
: )
Or “Fun for the whole family”
“The only thing certain, is that nothing is certain.” And if this is true, then it is also false.
“I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today”
A favorite saying way back when I was a kid, and fat chance of ever seeing that money 
I don’t think anybody every took J. Wellington Wimpy’s promise seriously, though.
Especially after he passed away from a massive coronary after a lifetime of eating greasy fatty food, as well as his drinking habit.
No surprise at all, but I must have missed that episode of Popeye. Actually, NGL, I’m kinda glad I did. 
He just needed to eat a can of spinach after each burger :smiling_imp:
That was the ep right before Olive Oyl was exposed as being a crack ho. That’s why she looked so anorexic.
Bluto/Brutus (changed his name to try eluding the cops) was her pimp.
Yep, and Olive Oyl got in trouble with the law as well.
Well, of course. SweePee was a “crack-baby”, and Olive Oyl dumped the kid in a restroom garbage bin right after birth.
It was only pure luck someone found and detoxed the kid.
“We are taking you to a safe and secure location.”
I’m from the government - I’m here to help…
All the Best,
Jeff
In vino veritas
We are instituting a citywide “Temporary Tax”
Philly pulled this sheet more than once and I am sure other cities did as well.
It’s not a Tax, it’s a Fee.
Trickle down economics works!
since Latin was posted….
here goes:
1. Amor vincit omnia.
2. Malum quidem nullum esse sine aliquo bono.
3. Nescis quid serus vesper vehat.
(yes, i do…flashlights)
We are not in a recession.
Yep, most of the world is either in a recession or soon will be because of Covid and the war.