False Sayings

Or “Fun for the whole family”

“The only thing certain, is that nothing is certain.” And if this is true, then it is also false.

“I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today”

A favorite saying way back when I was a kid, and fat chance of ever seeing that money :slight_smile:

I don’t think anybody every took J. Wellington Wimpy’s promise seriously, though.

Especially after he passed away from a massive coronary after a lifetime of eating greasy fatty food, as well as his drinking habit.

No surprise at all, but I must have missed that episode of Popeye. Actually, NGL, I’m kinda glad I did. :stuck_out_tongue:

He just needed to eat a can of spinach after each burger :smiling_imp:

That was the ep right before Olive Oyl was exposed as being a crack ho. That’s why she looked so anorexic.

Bluto/Brutus (changed his name to try eluding the cops) was her pimp.

Yep, and Olive Oyl got in trouble with the law as well.

Well, of course. SweePee was a “crack-baby”, and Olive Oyl dumped the kid in a restroom garbage bin right after birth.

It was only pure luck someone found and detoxed the kid.

“We are taking you to a safe and secure location.”

I’m from the government - I’m here to help…
All the Best,
Jeff

In vino veritas

We are instituting a citywide “Temporary Tax” :slight_smile:
Philly pulled this sheet more than once and I am sure other cities did as well.

It’s not a Tax, it’s a Fee.

Trickle down economics works!

since Latin was posted….
here goes:

1. Amor vincit omnia.
2. Malum quidem nullum esse sine aliquo bono.
3. Nescis quid serus vesper vehat.
(yes, i do…flashlights)

We are not in a recession.

Yep, most of the world is either in a recession or soon will be because of Covid and the war.

To be fair, we’re not entering a recession because of covid. We’re entering a recession because of government response to covid.