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Chris Hadfield - Space Oddity from the ISS

Sorry - it’s a video, but…

I still have one, no joke, but I never use it.

$20 down the drain.

However, it’s a lot cheaper than my Cuisinart food processor that I never use either.

Chris

I don’t have The Slap Chop, but something similar. Extended W-shaped blade, pain in the ass to clean beyond rinsing off and hoping nothing’s still sticking to it (which is why it’d be a pain in the ass to me for lathering it up and using my fingers to make sure nothing’s in any bend/fold/crease).

Does work, as long as you’re okay with irregularly-sized chunks.

A Chinese city believes it has a solution for the ladies when it comes to that pesky "knowing how to operate a car" thing: extra-wide parking spaces designated women-only.

Reminds me of a pop-rivet.

Remind me of the new woke crosswalks for LGBTQ people in Denmark.
Pink light means walk there as i understand, but i am guesstimating here as i am not allowed to use those crosswalks as a “normal” guy.

Wait… what? You can’t be serious. Sure you didn’t mean to post this in The Daily Joke thread?

Anyhoo, what’s the question? We still doing “space”, or did someone become new Image King and change it? Been a while…

Just put a little shimmy in your step, nobody would care.

Segregation? It sounds similar to making people of color drink from separate water fountains, a practice that was done away with in the USA 60 years ago.

if segregation is the “new” image…

Every square mm of my body are tattooed, i am so unique :smiley:
Really / IMO Tattoos are probably the biggest “F” up of the past decade when it come to messed up trends.

Yep, there are so many beautiful women that have tattoos, and the tattoos aren't helping them look any better.

I don’t get the whole “let me write a paragraph on my skin as if I forgot paper and needed to write it on something” tats.

You see people peppered with tats like:

“A stitch in time saves nine.”

“Elevator smell different to midget.” — Confucius

“I told you I was sick!” — John Smith’s epitaph

“Help! I’m being held prisoner in a tattoo factory!”

and so on.

Like… why?

Whatever happened to roses, daggers, skulls, the usual?

Whenever I see someone with a tattoo with Chinese or Japanese writing, I always think to myself “They think it says something real cool, but it probably says ”I’m an idiot””

“Beef With Orange Flavor”, more likely.

You are unique and special.
Just like everybody else….

Back to the Image Boss
If there is no current one -
Show me tattoos!

All the Best,
Jeff

Maybe a strategically located one :smiley: would interest me but in general I find them distracting on a women whose beauty is enough.