The Daily Joke Thread

FBI reveals items found in trumps safe during the Mara logo raid .

I can't believe it took them this long to let us see what they were really looking for .

Sculder & Mully!

What a relief, they didn’t find his secret stash of cheeseburgers!

Are you suggesting he is playing “hide the burger” with his backdoor fridge?

Age Milestone Privileges

If you reach 122, you get complete unrevertible editorial control over Jeanne Calment's Wikipedia article.

By any chance is the “God-Empress” named Hillary? :slight_smile:

Maybe her name is Melania?

The age of 25 renting a car reminded me of this gag:

1999 Toyota Corolla - Fine AF

https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/hou/6565526716.html

I think mine was more humorous. :partying_face:

I really don’t care, do U?

Since this is the joke thread, yeah I really do!

But hey, like one old fella told me, “all a steer can do is try.” :wink:

It’s OK. Most people failed to understand Melania’s joke - myself included.

That was a joke?

You could have fooled me.

It looks like you were just needlessly bringing up controversial politics on a forum that discourages that anywhere on the forum.

I mean, you literally bring up controversial politics more than anyone else on BLF.

I thought it was Hillarious. :clown_face::clown_face::clown_face:

Now that's funny!

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I thought that your usage of "I really don’t care, do U?" was very funny.

Yes, I didn’t mean to refer to you or your statements that were right on the mark. I typed way too fast and referenced the wrong quote. I meant to agree with you. I apologize to you and for any confusion I caused. I deleted my post.

No problem!