The Daily Joke Thread

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If you reach 122, you get complete unrevertible editorial control over Jeanne Calment's Wikipedia article.

By any chance is the ā€œGod-Empressā€ named Hillary? :slight_smile:

Maybe her name is Melania?

The age of 25 renting a car reminded me of this gag:

1999 Toyota Corolla - Fine AF

https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/hou/6565526716.html

I think mine was more humorous. :partying_face:

I really donā€™t care, do U?

Since this is the joke thread, yeah I really do!

But hey, like one old fella told me, ā€œall a steer can do is try.ā€ :wink:

Itā€™s OK. Most people failed to understand Melaniaā€™s joke - myself included.

That was a joke?

You could have fooled me.

It looks like you were just needlessly bringing up controversial politics on a forum that discourages that anywhere on the forum.

I mean, you literally bring up controversial politics more than anyone else on BLF.

I thought it was Hillarious. :clown_face::clown_face::clown_face:

Now that's funny!

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I thought that your usage of "I really donā€™t care, do U?" was very funny.

Yes, I didnā€™t mean to refer to you or your statements that were right on the mark. I typed way too fast and referenced the wrong quote. I meant to agree with you. I apologize to you and for any confusion I caused. I deleted my post.

No problem!

Back to humourā€¦ā€¦ā€¦

How can you tell the blind man in a nudist colony?

Itā€™s not hardā€¦ā€¦.

Whoā€™s the most popular guy at a n00bist colony?

The one who can carry a dozen doughnuts and 2 coffees.

How could it be ā€œpoliticsā€ to mention someone who has been out of politics for more than 6 years?

Anyhow, half the people in this country would have gotten that joke. So sorry you werenā€™t in the demographic. :cry: