Image Boss! (no politics, no sexy pics) Have fun. ❤️

I don’t have The Slap Chop, but something similar. Extended W-shaped blade, pain in the ass to clean beyond rinsing off and hoping nothing’s still sticking to it (which is why it’d be a pain in the ass to me for lathering it up and using my fingers to make sure nothing’s in any bend/fold/crease).

Does work, as long as you’re okay with irregularly-sized chunks.

A Chinese city believes it has a solution for the ladies when it comes to that pesky "knowing how to operate a car" thing: extra-wide parking spaces designated women-only.

Reminds me of a pop-rivet.

Remind me of the new woke crosswalks for LGBTQ people in Denmark.
Pink light means walk there as i understand, but i am guesstimating here as i am not allowed to use those crosswalks as a “normal” guy.

Wait… what? You can’t be serious. Sure you didn’t mean to post this in The Daily Joke thread?

Anyhoo, what’s the question? We still doing “space”, or did someone become new Image King and change it? Been a while…

Just put a little shimmy in your step, nobody would care.

Segregation? It sounds similar to making people of color drink from separate water fountains, a practice that was done away with in the USA 60 years ago.

if segregation is the “new” image…

Every square mm of my body are tattooed, i am so unique :smiley:
Really / IMO Tattoos are probably the biggest “F” up of the past decade when it come to messed up trends.

Yep, there are so many beautiful women that have tattoos, and the tattoos aren't helping them look any better.

I don’t get the whole “let me write a paragraph on my skin as if I forgot paper and needed to write it on something” tats.

You see people peppered with tats like:

“A stitch in time saves nine.”

“Elevator smell different to midget.” — Confucius

“I told you I was sick!” — John Smith’s epitaph

“Help! I’m being held prisoner in a tattoo factory!”

and so on.

Like… why?

Whatever happened to roses, daggers, skulls, the usual?

Whenever I see someone with a tattoo with Chinese or Japanese writing, I always think to myself “They think it says something real cool, but it probably says ”I’m an idiot””

“Beef With Orange Flavor”, more likely.

You are unique and special.
Just like everybody else….

Back to the Image Boss
If there is no current one -
Show me tattoos!

All the Best,
Jeff

Maybe a strategically located one :smiley: would interest me but in general I find them distracting on a women whose beauty is enough.

One of the few in the thread that doesn’t involve buttox…

Fascinating stuff, though. Who needs sunscreen?

Dont get me wrong i do like a nice tattoo and it could well cover a entire arm or back, my problem are the poor bastards covered in 278 different kinds of stupid ” poo ”

Xiaoma the Chinese and other languages speaking guy in the video above, well the handful of languages i have a OK grasp on, well not in his class at all.

I do have 1 tattoo myself, my Zodiac ( Leo ) on my Right shoulder, where it have been for 38 years.
Mind you with the trend today if someone offered to pay to get it removed i would take it, even if it otherwise do not bother me at all, it is actually made by a guy that at the time was a champion tattoo artist.
You would have no problem finding Danes with 40 years old tattoos that both then and now look as if some deranged madman went to town on them with a permanent marker in the industrial size.