Calling all Russians

what flashlight was that ? :stuck_out_tongue: waited all that time with a ridicoulous dragqueen song and he twitched when it went off !!! dammit shoulda put camera on a tripod !!!

I turn Russian after I drink a bottle of Vodka.

Did you mean sl…ts? :bigsmile: Yeah, unfortunately russian women are sl…ts, almost all.

Unfortunately? Sounds like paradise!

Sounds like America to me. :p

Bloody Britain? Sour about something?

Nope, I just watched the HIMYM episode where Lily starts talking with an british accent.. :D

Oh ok, worth a watch then? Never heard of it before

How I met your mother is definitely worth watching, but there are like 7 seasons with a total of 160 episodes of 20min each.. you do the math. :)

Isnt that a well known combination, meant to be funny? I hear those all the time.. bloody britains, crazy germans, stupid americans, gay french and so on..^^

Great show, I'll admit to having seen every episode.

I've seen them all four times or more by now.. I've only spent more time watching Scrubs, I'm currently at loop 8. :D

Haha, I thought we were laughed at for a stiff upper lip and bad teeth! We laugh at the Germans for putting towels out on holiday resort loungers before anybody else and say ‘zee Germans’ a lot as in guy richies lock stock. The Americans are characterised comically by GWB. Yeah French as gay surrender monkeys.

The above is all in jest incase anyone’s offended, no offence meant.

Come on guys, can we please keep this thread on topic?

Is that really true? Plus, I heard that the girl to guy ratio is like 10:1. I only ask because I have some vacation time coming up. :stuck_out_tongue:

Greetings sturr! Glad your with us. I love the different nationalities on here. Only about half (just a guess) of the American women are what we would call “loose” women. Do you frequent Russian light forums? Do you speak English or do you use a translator? Love the Klitschko Bros. I saw their training vids…………bad ass!

Keith (who would love to travel the world over)

till I saw 7 seasons I thought you slamming on somebody”s momma lol. Me thinks if we could get rid of our respective poli-TIC-ians (blood sucking creatures) we would all get along just fine! Disclaimer; this is not a political opinion…… but fact (IMO) hehe Imagine, a world without war. I can dream

Keith (who loves ALL God”s chillin)

…and Danish word for “speed” is “fart”.
So speedtrap warning signs look like this…

Makes sense. Fahrt is German for speed I think. My young son got a kick out of the highway entry/exit signs when we were in Switzerland and Southern Germany. I admit to laughing the first time I saw them as well.

I hope I never grow up....

LOL, way to go, thread successfully derailed :smiley:

But to be on topic - there are few very informative forums in russian language, with some great databases with beamshot comparisons that no other place has even with some flashglights that you cant find in other places to compare.

… Klitschko brothers are from Ukraine not from Russia…

@Jeansy: Its hard to pick only one thing to laugh at you guys, so dont worry, there are enough reasons.. :D but as I heard, you guys are sometimes even worse with your towels. ;)

@budynabuick: We are already offtopic, so hey, why not slam someones momma, lol. :D

@BetweenRides: "Fahrt" is German for "ride".. mostly these signs say "Gute Fahrt" which just means "Have a good trip!" but some signs are even funny for natives like me.. especially those in Switzerland, but they are a totally different kind of folks. ;)

@flashrider: Ukraine, Russia, all the same. ;)