TexasPyro could show us, but then he’d have to kill us.
How would he find us :quest:
Nobody’s hiney can hide from 540,000 genuine American, oh so shiny, lumens 
And after killing you, I’m contractually obligated to eat your lovely, luscious, oh so tasty brains. J)
I found this on aliexpress. Some are for those ad spotlights.
contractually obliged, i didn’t know zombies are on contract 
Yeah, thank the lawyers… and their yummy, slimy, tasty, oohie, gooey brains…
Since zombies hate fast food, that works in my favour
PLEASE eat them first.
Please.
When the revolution comes… I have a wall.
A question for the zombies out there:
Since I’m obliged to eat the brains of those that learn the secrets, what is the best way?
1) Suck the brains out through a straw jammed up the nose?
2) Cut the top of the skull off and scoop out all the gooey grey goodness with a spoon?
3) ?
Method 1 seems quick and tidy. You do risk slurping up a snootful of boogers and it can be difficult to get to all that yummy grey goo.
Method 2 is much more work and rather messy, but you do get easy access to all the contents of the offending noggin.
Once you become zombified you should already instinctually know how best to consume brains
I’m just a pseudo-zombie… caused by reading one too many legal and patent documents…
What do you do for a living?
Anything that I want to! It has to be interesting, though. And I won’t work with the rectally enhanced. The undead are OK, as long as they have reasonably good hygiene.
An interesting, if cryptic response
I imagine he doesn’t work and hasn’t built any arrays, but I think he might just be eating human brains by opening the top of the skull.
@TSP - just jokin wid ya.
I do collect cipher machines…
for encoding or decoding?
They do both… cipher machine aren’t much use if they can’t encode and decode.
I guess i was asking if you have already collected messages that need decoding